A Novice’s Tale – Damyang and Back Again

After borrowing some rather basic bikes from a friend, we left a night out early (pre-12pm) with the plan to spend Sunday cycling to Damyang (home of the bamboo forest). We’d heard that all you needed to do was to get to the river that runs through Gwangju and choose your direction either heading towards Mokpo or Damyang. We chose Damyang, Mokpo apparently took 9 hours – er, tempting? No. What we didn’t realise though was just how difficult it was to get to the river! As novice cyclers and, as usual for us, being totally unprepared (basic bikes, no snacks and no real idea where we were going once our GPS locator started playing up on our phone), it took us a full hour to get to the river. This was because we were navigating our way through the bumpy backstreets of Gwangju and trying to avoid vehicles parked over pavements, grumpy ajummas (older women) yelling at us and the potential of ending up on the motorway (highway).

Finally, we hit the river; we had quite seriously nearly given up so this was a huge achievement. We were glad to finally start, what we believed to be, the actual cycle ride. It was a hot day but we were lucky as it was slightly overcast which gave us some cover as much of the trail had zero shade. We cycled along the river over a variation of terrains, some bits were bumpy and some bits were purpose-built red cycle trails, all with blue markers along it telling us how far we had left to Damyang. At points it was confusing working out where the trail went as it crossed over the river and then went back in the direction we’d just come from. This was very odd but after clocking that we must be following a forking river, we relaxed, happily saw another marker and continued.

The route went past marshlands, wide parts of river, farms (with actual cows – rare in Korea) and at one point, apricot trees. I picked two very small apricots, minding the huge spiders sat in their sprawling webs, and we had a small bite. Sadly, the apricots weren’t ready and were way too sour. As the route continued we noticed that according to our phone GPS, we were nearly there. Yet the markets still said we had another 10k. Odd but we plodded on. After about 3 hours of cycling we were starting to lag now.

Suddenly we started to see more people, the river continued next to us but we noticed more shops lining it and restaurants with people sitting outside. I commented, wondering what village outside of Damyang this was, turned out, it was Damyang! We were there. Or at least, we were at what we understood Damyang to be i.e. where the bamboo forest. Not concerning ourselves with where the path ended, we were happy to end the cycle ride and grab some well-earned food. If I did this again, I would take some snacks!!
We briefly looked at the restaurants and what they were offering and quickly, plonked ourselves down at a random one lining the river as we realised they were all selling pretty much the same three things. Red noodles, anchovy noodle soup and boiled eggs. We decided that would do – we were starving. We found a restaurant that didn’t have floor-seating (not sure our stiff limbs could take that) and we sat down outside looking over the river. The restaurant was manically busy but after a while we got our seriously needed Heit beers. Then followed our boiled eggs with salt (so good), red noodles and anchovy noodle soup which though sounds horrendous actually doesn’t taste of anchovy and so for me, it’s good.


After lunch, we wanted to head to the Damyang Fortress that was apparently a 30-40 minute hike up a hill and thankfully had a jimjilbang (onsen/spa) at the bottom. We cycled our bikes to the bus terminal, hooked them up and then tried to find a bus to the Fortress. As per usual our Google map was telling us one thing and the lack of bus told us another. We eventually got a taxi. For 10.000 won, it was worth it to get to the Fortress. The hike wasn’t too tough, it had steep bits where you scampered up rocks and it had steep paths, but after Wolchusan last week, it was nothing in comparison. Having said that after a 4 hour cycle ride it was definitely harder than I expected. There was a little café near the top of the hike and the cool mini can of coke I purchased was absolute bliss and I think got me to the top!


As we approached the top we were welcomed with two temples that were effectively ornate gate huts with pebbled paths leading through them. It was impressive to see some real history where you could imagine horses scaling up these old paths many years ago. The temples themselves were standard Korean temples, streaked with bright red, blue and green colours. In each temple, a group of older hikers were taking a break in the shade admiring the view. It was truly a magnificent view. In one direction, there were rolling, towering mountains and in the other farmlands stretching out as far as the eye could see. As we reached the higher temple, we looked down to the other one which appeared to be stretching out on a path and peak of its own. It was stunning.

After resting for a while and checking out the general surroundings, we headed down. We were in serious need of that rumoured jimjilbang. The trek was much easier on the way down and as we got to the bottom, we heard an amazing sound, people and splashing! We walked onto the main round and found the entrance to the resort where the sound was coming from, Damyang Spa. Looking incredibly disheveled and stinking to high hell, I doubted we’d be allowed in to this luxurious-looking establishment. Luckily for us, they weren’t that judgmental, in hindsight, they’re probably used to sweaty hikers wandering in. As we entered we were welcomed with a beautiful few of an incredible outdoor pool, something we don’t see a lot of in Gwangju. The sight itself tempted us to splash out and pay extra to jump in it. We paid 15,000 won each for access to the jimjilbang and the outside pool. We showered in our gender specific areas and then met outside in our swimwear. Jumping into that pool was just incredible after all the hardship from the day, it was just glorious. Our aching bones couldn’t take us far up the pool though and we soon opted for the very small ‘rapids’ and then the natural hot spring tub.

After soaking and one more dip in the pool, we headed to our separate jimjilbangs again. For me, the nakedness was almost normal by now, this was Tom’s first time though! This spa had similar pools to the one I go to in Gwangju, it just had a bigger outdoor pool and loungers. The saunas were scented and housed women who were genuinely meditating or stretching (avert eyes). I also really enjoyed the scalding hot bamboo-scented pool after all, when in Damyang everything must be bamboo themed! I also got involved in the hard streams of water coming from the ceiling that you position yourself under so that it massages your back, just what I needed!
Being aware that we needed to get back to Gwangju, we limited our time in the saunas to half an hour. After a shower and being pointed at by an aghast young girl, I changed and headed out to meet Tom who was having a beer on the veranda by the pool – one can only take a certain amount of naked guy time I guess. We chilled a little longer and then luckily grabbed a bus back to the bus terminal. We picked up our bikes and tried to get a bus back to Gwangju only to find that the ticket booth had shut and the taking of bikes was at the bus drivers discretion (despite the research we’d done earlier about this).

Finally, one of the drivers was in a good mood, grinned and let us plonk them underneath. Knackered and relieved, we flopped into our seats on the bus bound for Gwangju. Pushing the realisation that we still had to cycle home from U Square Bus Terminal from our minds, we settled down and relished the memories of our amazing day!

Jjimjilbang – Let’s Get Naked!

The Jjimjilbang was a culture shock through and through, and I loved every moment! Upon entering this large office-block type building, we were greeted by a receptionist who took our 8,000 won, handed us three tiny towels and some mustard yellow baggy shorts and oversized t-shirt. This could only be a good sign…right? After engaging in a brief Korean conversation and leaving none the wiser, we headed in the direction the reception pointed. We worked out that the number on our receipt was our locker number and we put our shoes in the first set of lockers we came across. These were tiny and obviously for shoes. One hurdle down.

Moving on, we got our first eyeful of nudity. Walking into the dressing rooms, women were going about their business in the nude. Drying their hair, bent over, putting lotion on their bodies, bent over, brushing their hair, bent over, who’d have thought there were so many reasons to bend down? There was even a TV so if you got bored of getting dressed, you could just flop down and catch up with the latest news in the buff. Standard. I was feeling ready to get stuck in myself.

We headed to some bigger lockers where my friend explained that she thought this was where we changed into the mustard shorts and t-shirt, which after putting on we both agreed were unnecessarily reminiscent of prison clothes. This, I thought, is how it would feel to be incarcerated. It was a purely female environment, everyone just hanging about and all wearing the same horrendous uniform. Why these clothes were necessary I couldn’t fathom? All I knew was that I felt particularly uncomfortable wearing these clothes, especially without a bra or knickers. To add insult to injury as we walked up stairs, it became a unisex area. Surprise! As some young guys walked by and stared at my friend and I (foreigners in the Jjimjilbang), I realised how terrible these clothes were and how naked I felt despite them.

I was somewhat distracted though the ‘sleeping pods’ my friend pointed out to me. Essentially these were small tunnels or alcoves cut into the walls and tiled. How anyone could sleep on the hard tiles was beyond me and why would you want to? I could only hope they provided a mat. We continued to walk into a large open space with a slightly risen stage on one side, a line of broken massage chairs on the other side and a huge expanse of empty space in the middle. On the stage, a girl was curled up on the hard floor with just a little padded pillow under her head. Mats weren’t in fact provided for sleeping then! I believe the whole hall was for sleeping but oddly sleeping on the floor here didn’t quite make it onto my Korean ‘to do’ list!

We sauntered over to the small café and ordered ramen and a tea – which of course turned out to be something totally different – an ice-cold type of blackcurrant squash drink which was actually really nice. We sat on the floor by the tables and ate our large, hot bowl of perfect ramen, not too spicy and for 3,000 won, I was very happy.

We then moved onto the spas. I assumed this was where the nakedness began but it turned out I was preempting that. We had to do the saunas in the unisex section first. So wearing our prison outfits we entered a room with hot pink crystals on the floor and a towering ceiling that seemed to move to a point as if it were a chimney. We sat down on the burning crystals and tried to relax. Relax in our prison clothes. After a while, we began to overheat so we left and headed for the next room. This room had crystals in the walls and huge chunks of purple amethyst glinting out of the ceiling. The floor was tiled and warm and we had a little pad to put our head on. We lay down and enjoyed the surroundings. A couple of girls were playing music on their phone…this didn’t help my relaxation but luckily I was too on edge about the upcoming nakedness to really care. Having said that as we left the sauna to go down to the spas, I did feel at ease and happy so perhaps the saunas worked better than I thought!

The moment arrived. We took off our prison clothes and exposed our bodies. We headed, naked, to the spa room and entered. A few pairs of eyes darted in our direction as they realized we weren’t Korean. Waygook’s in the Jjimjilbang! We had a quick shower and jumped in the first pool we saw to cover the nakedness. This one was a green-tea-infused pool which I found out by surprise when the large sack of green tea which popped up between my legs as I sat down. ‘What’s that?’, I yelped as I felt and saw this dark, heavy item bouncing between my thighs. Giggling, my friend explained about the infusion. The water was a dark green colour and smelt like the drink. It was like a hot bath and having only had a shower available since arriving in Korea, it felt amazing.

The woman sat next to me hastily left, I’m sure it was because she was too hot and not because of me! The pools were situated in a circle and there were walls between them to sit on. Women were dotted around the pools in a haphazard way that I liked. It looked kind of arty. In the corner of the room there were a few lines of mirrors with chairs and large buckets along them. Women sat here and rubbed each other with mits to exfoliate and carefully wash each other.  It looked like a dressing room after a strip show but somehow more glamorous. Behind that was another area with beds, I didn’t even question this at this point!

We moved on and my friend showed me the way to the outside pools. It was very cold outside so we practically ran into the hot tub! We jumped straight in and again, it felt incredible. I loved having the steam rising from the water into the cold night and just sitting their chatting and relaxing. I got up at one point to get my drink, you can carry the flask around with you, and my friend said the steam was pouring off my boiling body into the cold air. The only thing to do was to grab the bowl from the side and pour freezing cold water over ourselves. We only did this once!

We then moved indoors and tried out some of the other pools. One had jet streams that were so strong it felt like it tore half the skin from my back off. The jets were also at questionable heights and so they came into unwanted contact with some more sensitive body parts!

We then decided to check out the bed area. Body rubs and massages! We opted for a full body rub for 20,000 won. We weren’t sure who we asked for these until we saw a small glass room towards the back of the bed area full of naked ladies. Could they be the masseuses? They clocked us looking their way, grinned and came out, totally naked. We paid and they ushered us to a table, far away from each other but close enough that we could still make faces of shock, pain and disbelief! I saw my friend’s masseuse start to put on some flimsy lingerie, her age was perhaps edging 65 and I’m not sure the lingerie was going to be all that supportive. As she started to lean over my friend and rub her body hard, I mentally wished my friend luck! I looked at my masseuse from my vulnerable position on the bed and noted that she was also putting lingerie on her bottom half…not so much with the top half for mine though. I got the breast experience!

To begin, she poured a bowl of hot water all over my body without warning. It was just the right temperature and I was surprised to hear myself groan a little bit. Cringe. Then the mitt came out and she began to rub my body, hard, fast and without mercy. I noted all the grey balls of my skin that flicked off to lay on the floor and bed around me. This has got to be doing wonders I thought, gritting my teeth through the discomfort. It didn’t so much hurt as felt extremely weird and uncomfortable. That’s even without thinking about the fact that I had my leg up in the air and a topless Korean lady was rubbing rather personal areas with a rough mitt. After being tossed around from side to back, to side, to front, my masseuse began to say something to me. I looked up. Wrong thing to do. I was confronted with lingerie and had to move my nose quickly so that it didn’t come directly into contact with her. She moved on and I was pleased I had a little more personal space again. It ended with another douse of perfect hot water and a very quick massage which was appreciated despite the slight pain inflicted.

She indicated that the activity was over. I was very grateful as it had been quite the experience and I hopped off the bed – only just avoiding slipping straight off onto the floor – and over to my friend. Our looks of bewilderment were probably pretty obvious and we ran off to the showers comparing experiences. At one point, my friend had looked so shocked, I had found it very hard not to laugh on the table so I wanted to hear all about her full body rub too!

After a quick shower and drying ourselves off under a red lamp like turkeys, we decided to wrap up this Jjimjilbang experience. I think I would go back and now I feel so much more prepared. What I loved about it was the lack of judgement and the normality of the nakedness. We’re all women, we all have bodies and it’s about time, we embraced this openness in the UK. It was so refreshing to feel comfortable in my own skin among women in a spa. I think I felt more comfortable being naked there than I do sometimes on a beach in a bikini – of course, this could also have something to do with the lack of men! All in all, a successful Wednesday night activity. Let’s get naked!

All Night Long – New Year’s Eve

Time in Korea seemed to speed by and before we knew it, New Year was approaching. In England this would be planned months before. Overpriced tickets to a pub or bar would have been purchased and much perusing ASOS or H&M would have happened to ensure I had the correct outfit to bring in 2017. As it was, settling into life in South Korea took up all our attention and we forgot to arrange anything until a week or so before.

A couple we met at orientation who were based in Daejeon were up for doing something together for the occasion and we floated the idea of a weekend in Busan, back to where orientation was and where it had all begun. We’d found online that they had a Sunrise festival on the famous Haeundae beach as well as midnight fireworks in town. Perfect! The boys being boys felt that it would be a total waste of money to book accommodation for the night as we’d have to be up early for sunrise and stay out late for the fireworks and clubbing. Therefore, it would be more sensible to stay out all night with no sleep. Oh would it now?

Objections aside it made sense on some level and I braced myself for a long night of revelling until sunrise. Telling myself I wasn’t dead yet and that 29 year olds don’t need that much sleep anyway, we refused to book accommodation. This came as a surprise to some of my other friends who helped me come up with a plan of attack to last the whole night without getting too drunk or falling asleep. 1 drink per hour and sleep on the bus there!

The day came but unfortunately as we waited for our bus to Busan, our friends cancelled due to illness. We knew others who were also heading to Busan for the same reason so we did not let this stop us and we messaged to meet up with them on arrival. I tried to sleep on the 3-4 hour bus ride to Busan planned, but sadly sleep wouldn’t appear.

 On arrival, we managed to sneak in a quick pre-drink and some shoddy bar chicken before we headed up the hill to where the fireworks were being held, Yongdusan Park. The top of the hill was suitably crowded with a well-behaved Korean audience (ignoring pushing, shoving and lack of respect for personal space). There was a temple structure at the top with a huge bell located in the middle that had large spotlights focused upon it. More lights swiveled around the edges of the temples, pointed out into the crowd and up into the sky. I expected more from them around 12 midnight.

There was a show that was an odd mixture of brass-band music, pop and ballads, some in English, some in Korean. I can’t quite decide how I felt about the pre-New Year entertainment but I don’t think it’s anything more than a vague bemusement.

Nonetheless, it served a purpose and led us up to midnight. The standard countdown was shown on a screen that I could just see if I strained my neck over the crowd. On the stroke of midnight though, things vastly improved. Confetti burst out of previously hidden places and twinkled and sparkled around us as the spotlights started their dance highlighting the audience and then the lighting up the stars in the sky. The music was on point and we even snuck a kiss at midnight, a little win as public shows of affection aren’t really approved of in Korea.

Once the exhilaration died down, we made our way towards the exit to walk down the hill. It was rammed and we found ourselves stuck behind a TV van because of the impatient crowd. This is when the fireworks started. I’d totally forgotten there was supposed to be any! We could see most of them from behind the TV van and they were a pretty sight that was appreciated. Having said that, they weren’t anything particularly special and we began the walk down.

We met our friends in a small craft beer bar and the frivolities started off slowly. As we tried to find the next drinking hole, we realised that the area that had been so busy was now deserted. This was no longer the part of Busan to try and pull an all-nighter in! We decided to head to the Haeundae area so we didn’t have to worry about getting there when we were well and truly on our merry road to drunkenness. Unlike London, Busan does not extend public transport running times on New Year’s Eve so we had to get a particularly long taxi ride across Busan to the beach. Some of our friends who had booked accommodation decided to call it a night at this point and we departed, some of them promising to meet us at the beach for sunrise. We then began our desperate hunt for a bar that was still open. Who would have thought that would be so difficult on New Year’s Eve!?

Finally, we found a foreigner bar called ‘Thursday Party’ that was alive and kicking. Once we realised they did Long Island’s for 5,000 won, we decided to place ourselves there for the foreseeable. The night involved a rather long game of Beerpong, which it seems I am terrible at, and random conversations with some rather forward Koreans as well as a Pilipino Airline Pilot. Sadly this bar did finally wrap up around 4 or 5am. We still had hours to kill before the sunrise at 7.26am. We wandered on, the hunt for a bar revived. We found what looked to be a club from the outside; we entered past the unoccupied ticket booth and pushed the plain black door to see what was behind. We found ourselves in the middle of what seemed to be a rather lavish private party. There were girls on tables, girls in corners with guys and a lot of champagne and full bottles of liquor being swigged from. We were welcomed in and offered sips from the bottles. As we danced unsure of what we’d walked into, an uneasy feeling found us. We decided to leave. We weren’t sure who the people were and why they were so rich but we sought solace in our faithful McDonalds.

 A few Egg McMuffins later, we headed to the beach for the finale. There was a stage and some music playing and we planted ourselves along the shoreline. Just a sprinkling of a crowd had started to gather. We stood and waited and as the sky began to lighten. The crowd around us started to grow. People were sending lanterns off into the air and had red balloons firmly in hand ready to release.

As the clock edged towards 7.26am, the sun began to rise and light up the sky and sea. Seagulls landed on the calm ocean and some swimmers braved the water for a closer look. Then the ships in the sea started to squirt huge beams of coloured water out into the sea and three helicopters from the military flew over with coloured smoke billowing from their tails. The birds squawked and erupted into the horizon, the balloons on the beach were let go and as they flew off into the ether. My group and I could only stand and stare open mouthed. Only in Korea could a natural beauty be so overshadowed by special effects and entertainment. Having said that, it really was a spectacle and as our tiredness began to creep up on us, I realised this was probably the most unique New Year I’d ever had.

We began to turn away from the sea to find a taxi. We were approached by a reporter for a major Korean news channel who wanted to interview us about our New Year’s Resolutions. In need of sleep yet still wanting to do it, I volunteered. Sadly my tired and alcohol-warmed brain wasn’t as quick as my enthusiasm and I came out with some rubbish about making the most of opportunities this year. My friend struggled similarly as she claimed this year she wanted to ‘focus more on what was going on’ – always a good one!

Heavy-eyed and ready to drop, we got a taxi to the bus stop and slept all the way back to Gwangju on the 9am bus. I’d done it, I’d pulled an all-nighter and I went home happy and thinking of only of sleep.

Skiing at High 1 Resort

This was something I was not looking forward to. I had been ill during the week. Luckily, Doctors in Korea hand out antibiotics (and religious advice equally) really easily so within half an hour, I was medicated up for the weekend – 9 pills a day for 3 days!

Even though the 4am start wasn’t exactly what I needed (let alone a weekend in the snow), I managed to pull myself out of bed to join my boyfriend and the bus load of people headed to High 1 Ski Resort, a mere 5 hours from Gwangju. I was so nervous. I kept thinking ‘I shouldn’t have come’, ‘I’m not well enough for this’, ‘I’m going to break something!’ and finally, ‘what about avalanches!?’ Evidently, my brain is incapable of positive thinking at 4am.

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After kitting up, which took ages, we headed for the slopes. In the Gondola up the mountain, I was amazed by the view and the skill of the skiers. It was a glorious view across the mountains and in the Korean Winter sun, the snow gleamed. The tiny skiers and snowboarders zipped past each other, some sitting, some whizzing by and some stumbling in the white snow. It was a gripping site but I couldn’t ignore my terror. We were travelling so far up the mountain and I knew the only way down was to ski. We weren’t having any lessons and I’d never skied before, this could not be a good idea, could it?

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The beginners’ slopes were at the peak of the mountain. Really?! Who came up with that?! After the obligatory poses at the top in our ski outfits – which were all horrendous (the outfits, not the poses, they were fab naturally) – we began. Our friends, my boyfriend and I threw ourselves down the gate of the beginner slope, which I thought was actually pretty steep. Turns out, only one of our friends knew how to ski! Within the first two or three metres, all the rest of us had all fallen over and were unable to get up. Skis were flailing around in the air, bottoms were writhing in the snow trying to push themselves up and poles were sliding down the mountain. It must have looked ridiculous to those around us who had had the foresight to have some lessons before hitting the slopes. Our friend (now impromptu ski-instructor), very patiently gathered us together (which took a while as he had to scrape us off the mountain first). Gathering us into a teetering huddle, he gave us some more information regarding how to ski. Apparently, we had to move from side to side to get down, we couldn’t just go straight down with our skis in the pizza position as we had all assumed. We had to zig zag. This was news to all of us. After successfully, putting our skis back on whilst vertical on a mountain side, we started to chaotically zig zag down the hill. Cue more falls, more wallowing in the snow and finally, very slowly, more success.

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           By the end of that first day, we could all successfully ski down the beginner slopes with minimal falling. I myself did 5 beginner slopes and by the end, I did some without falling at all! I was getting pretty good and speedy at my small S turns. I was even starting to enjoy it, something I really hadn’t done in the first hour. Unfortunately my confidence got the better of me and I had quite a big trip, falling flat on my face forward jarring my neck. I literally ‘ate’ snow. Unsurprisingly, I decided at this point that skiing probably wasn’t for me and eagerly awaited the decision to turn in. Looking back, I should have given it more of a chance. The fall along with the illness made me shaky and tired. With more energy, I’d like to try again!

At the end of the day, we were all exhausted. After realising that on our particular part of the resort we had few dining options and Mr Pizza wouldn’t deliver for hours, we wolfed down a sub-standard Korean meal with something that resembled gratitude for anything we could get. We headed to the hot tub and although busy, it was just what we needed to soak our bones. After running from the tub to the condo bare-foot and dripping wet, we dried off, changed and joined the Ski party/office party that was part of the trip. Man, did we drink to our success!

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I chose not to ski the second day. I joined some friends who also opted out. We walked down the mountain through snowy woods, met the boys for lunch and had a great day chatting and exploring. It was nice to have time to really enjoy the mesmerizing view of the mountains surrounding us.

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The boys in our group did ski the second day and they conquered the mountain, amazing as two of them were newbies too (my boyfriend included!). I feel I missed out on a chance to consolidate what I had learnt as well as the chance to try some other slopes whilst we were there. The trip we were on organized through ‘Enjoy Korea’, was an incredible deal and was really well organized so whilst I plan to return to do more, it will be more difficult. Nonetheless, I am proud of myself for managing to ski! I am excited to do more and I think this trip really boosted my energy and positivity for trying new things in Korea.

Naked Foot Diva

When teaching in Korea you have to be flexible. Teaching in Korea is rewarding and fun. However, you have to be prepared for continual surprises. I learnt this on my first day.

Surprise volleyball practice!

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I had no trainers or sportswear. Nevermind!

I kicked off my shoes and played in my dress and bare feet. My new nickname? Naked foot diva. Hopefully, they hadn’t looked too close. I’d lost both my little toe nails on Mount Rinjani in Indonesia only a few weeks before.

By the start of the second week, I had played volleyball three times. It was like I just couldn’t get enough – erm, wait! I had badly bruised my unsuspecting volleyball virgin hands but I kept on playing.

Always thinking, why play this painful sport?

Let it end!

Please let the pain end!